I say this without ever having seen them. It would explain why that red headed amazon is married to him, though. The reason I bring up the testicular fortitude of our would-be Elrond the Elf King of America is this:
Dennis Kucinich has put forth a motion to impeach Vice President Cheney.
I can seriously see Kucinich hiking with Sean Astin as they move to through the mechanical heart of the Dark Lord Cheney into the fires of Mount Doom. I also know for a fact that Cheney has an army of orcs and the viscous Nazgul at his disposal deep inside Number One Observatory Circle.
I expect a massive smear campaign against Kucinich to hamper his presidential hopes to come directly from the White House. I also expect an oath to smear his face with the blood of the elf-kin to come from Cheney.
The reasons for the impeachment stem back to the infamous claims of chemical weapons that were supposedly being held in Iraq, with Kucinich boldly calling The Dark Lord a liar, and selectively picking apart intelligence for his own purposes. Having summoned all the courage of his friends Pippin and Merry, and with some help from the wise Gandalf, Kucinich presents his argument to the grand council of Man, the Judiciary Committee:
"The Vice President's deception upon the citizens and Congress of the United States that enabled the failed United States invasion of Iraq forcibly altered the rules of diplomacy such that the Vice President's recent belligerent actions towards Iran are destabilizing and counterproductive to the national security of the United States."
And merrilly did Tom Bombadil dance and play his flute as Kucinich continued:
"In all of this, Vice President Richard B. Cheney has acted in a manner contrary to his trust as Vice President, and subversive of constitutional government, to the prejudice of the cause of law and justice and the manifest injury of the people of the United States."
"His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Cheney has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Cheney is coming for the Ring!" Screamed Ted Stevens as he donned an ashtray as a helmet and shot Wayne Allard (R -CO) with a bow and arrow he'd apparently been keeping under his desk.
In all seriousness, may this pass, and may God have mercy on Kucinich's soul.
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Did you catch some news bimbo repeatedly asking about Mrs. Kucinich's tongue piercing? On and on she went, as if it were a legitimate campaign issue! Of course, the media made a huge issue of John Edwards' $400 haircut, so not too surprising. What a shallow age we live in. But if raising the impeachment issue in some way precludes a next war from being started, then it's a worthwhile thing to pursue. Long live the Elfin King, Death to the Evil Dark Prince!
I didn't see the news about Mrs. Kucinich's tongue ring. That just makes her even hotter and Dennis is one lucky E.L.Fudge maker.
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