He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

Holy shit. I think I have a job. Those of you that know me know I've recently moved back to Florida due to the massive amounts of legal problems I was having in TX. (Where the state motto is "Come for vacation, leave with probation.") The search for work has been a difficult one, and was about to settle for a role as Dante at the local Circle K. So today I get an email from a guy at a local telecommunications company who saw my resume and wants to offer me a management position. So, I want to know...who leaked the nice gay gentleman hiring me the information about my penis size?